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  • Danny Hustle
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2001
    • 134

    #31
    "This stuff I'm Drinking is killing me."

    - Plato

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    • fracksfreakshow
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2001
      • 229

      #32
      Never trust a priest with a hard on.

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      • young raoul
        Member
        • Dec 2000
        • 66

        #33
        It's nice out
        I think I'll leave it out

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        • Todd
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2000
          • 145

          #34
          You cant polish a turd.

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          • Danny Hustle
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2001
            • 134

            #35
            When it's all said and done, there is usually more said than done.

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            • theballoonman
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 147

              #36
              nationalism is taught to make young men willing to die for old men's economic needs.

              chicken john

              [This message has been edited by theballoonman (edited 12-09-2001).]

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              • theballoonman
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2000
                • 147

                #37
                you call some place the land of oppurtunity...its bound to be overrun with opportuntists...
                mike
                theballoonman

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                • Vantage
                  Member
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 76

                  #38
                  Eliminate gender inequality, become a hermaphrodite.

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                  • fracksfreakshow
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 229

                    #39
                    How could we all forget one of the most famous lines. I've used it on a few occasions.

                    "Don't Try This At Home"

                    And if you want to be a wise guy one of my favorites.

                    "Don't Try This At Home, If You Must Do It Go To Your Neighbors House"

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                    • Chance
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 518

                      #40
                      My favorite opening line dating back to around 1975:

                      "So nice to see such friendly and happy people here tonight. Just think, right now your house could be on fire!"

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                      • herbie treehead
                        Member
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 30

                        #41
                        stop the world. I want to be sick

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                        • Vantage
                          Member
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 76

                          #42
                          "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

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                          • Vantage
                            Member
                            • Dec 2000
                            • 76

                            #43
                            I am a figment of the Imagination - [Im Probabely even not here]

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                            • Vantage
                              Member
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 76

                              #44
                              Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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                              • theballoonman
                                Senior Member
                                • Dec 2000
                                • 147

                                #45
                                Good luck is when preparedness and opportunity meet...

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