thought o' the day...

[GianDeau]

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is still a freak.

~Stephon

[martin ewen]

To have loved and tossed is better than never having masturbated at all.

[Butterfly Man]

As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you will want to be doing something else.

[Vantage]

Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand you, they can't disagree with you.

[Todd]

I dont ever want to belong to a club that would have someone like me for a member

[Todd]

The food here is so bad!
Yes, and the portions so small!!

[theballoonman]

can you tell by lookin' at me i watch alot of porn....?

[martin ewen]

Sadly yes

[Vantage]

In the event of a real emergency, we would have all fled in terror, and you would not have been notified.

[herbie treehead]

I'm not funny, I just think I'm funny

[Vantage]

"It's amazing what velocity can do when human beings are in season" -Matthew Good

[theballoonman]

i have this re-occurring dream where i am massaging sticks of butter into liza minnelli's thighs...is that strange?

"money makes the world go round,the world go round..."
mike shick
theballoonman
ps.(thanks martin)

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[willie the clown]

where does the flow go? down hill. thats where the shit runs to. pretty flowers love shit.the flow just goes. no wonder i get so much shit.
i'd never date anyone who'd go out with me! give her what she wants, me! ok i'll stop.

[Vantage]

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. -- Edgar Watson Howe

[Danny Hustle]

Never make assumptions, it will only make an ass out of You and umption.