ADD and the benefits of being mentally dysfunctional

[martin ewen]

I'm always up, I don't know why you guys even think sleep is necessary. As soon as my employer realised I had a rare creative disorder- I got a raise and the power to sack three people

[nick nickolas]

Thankyou oh thankyou Martin ...now we have a whole topic for Queenies son to participate in......
nic
P.S. I am going to sleep now for my usual ration of 13 hours......
P.P.S. Martin what's your secret of staying awake ??

[martin ewen]

I seek out tired old mothers with a residing inner bitterness and time on their hands and I toy with them

[Queenie1]

YOU toy with me?? - ha ha
Are you talking about YOUR mother???

[Rich Potter]

Denial is not a river in Egypt.

Hey! Hey! Look! Now I'm a member!

Before, I thought I was just a tosser, but now I'm a boner fide "member"!

--Rich

[Butterfly Man]

Methylphenidate anyone?

[Queenie1]

Who was the sat twat who re-arranged it all?????
I never gave my kid that - you need it
Queenie

[jester]

I had a similar condition to ADD bought on by tartrazine when I was a kid.

I'm cured now though because I can....

Hey wouldn't it be great if caffeine could be taken intravenously.