Thalidmide, how armless are these kids?I

[martin ewen]

I have information that a terrorist cell of fully grown Thalidmide babies (now in their 30s)have begun to target and maim people who use their own arms exccesively.
They have a particular hatred of jugglers.
If you see someone missing limbs watching your show I would advise keeping your upper body movements to a minimum until they have gone.
Does anyone else have any hints on dealing with bitter, deformed dangerious medical tragedies?

[Brian Wilson]

Martin. Thank you for your public service announcement. I think that if i happen to see an armless man in my audience i'll drag him into our show and make a hero out of him, by spinning a plate on his head or something. Once a hero has been made of him and the crisis averted we can get on with our lives and stop living in fear of armless spectators.

[Jim]

Martin, It's great to have you back again...

Wonderful.

[Prof Willie B]

Cabals of these terrorist have infiltrated pitches all over the world but I found it's the legless ones you've really got to watch.

I too am glad to see you writing here again. Bring on more levity

[Rich Potter]

Pssst!

Cool it guys--the Thought Police are coming! Talk about the weather!

--Rich
AKA Tactless the Clown: "Hey, little boy; I see you have no arms...Put 'er there!"

[Brian Wilson]

I hear the legless villians are out to get stilt walkers. Lurk you'd better watch out!

[Blake]

Warning the terrorist cell has started to use prsthetic limbs to blend in and hide their terrible weapons of juggler destruction.

Watch out for a firm grip, splinters in strange places, and the smell of burning rubber!!!!

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[Prof Willie B]

I have personally fallen victim to this evil cabal's plot. Just the other night, in an incredibly subtle and insidious plot, I was ambushed in that most sacred of sanctuaries, my local bar. I barely escaped with my life.

They have made an evil pact with the forces of Gravity and are putting something in our drinks.

After only 9 or 10 pints, people were already saying "Don't worry, the Prof's 'armless" but after another few the evil partnership became obvious. I was legless and gravity was waiting for me to falter. Fortunately I had my trusty bag of balloons and did my "Balloon Vegetables" routine (a very dangerous act requiring special ballons). It wasn't the "Bean", the "Pea" or even the ever reliable "Grape" that generated the levity that allowed me to escape, as much as when I gagged and inhaled a black condom whilst doing the classic "Aubergine" (eggplant to some). Fortunately the levity this created lasted not only until the ambulance arrived but protected me on my journey home (not counting two minor lapses).

Beware! The unarmed, legless people have made a pact with the evil Forces of Gravity to try and bring us down. There is something in our drinks. Some of us may already have fallen victim.



[This message has been edited by Prof Willie B (edited 12-16-2000).]

[Pokie-Poke]

Yea and those damd thought police thay can suck my....

yea and it is only raining here, but it might turn to snow by morning

[Brian Wilson]

Raining? aaaah we'r in a deep freeze here in Ottawa. All the snow and sleet has frozen now. It's good igloo building snow now!
I must tell Nanuck to get me some fish through the hole in the ice...

[nick nickolas]

I'm concerned about the Thalidmide population and how they can respond to this therefore I'm typing this with my nose as I tried it with my shoulders and kept banging my head on the screen.It does take a while with the nose but seeing as I spilt cocaine all over my keyboard there is a bonus.
I ask what has the weather got to do with these poor armless people??
I'm off to find some guerrillas to do an arms deal for them but need some cash to do it please sent all you cash to www.save the stumps.com
nicknick

[Peter Voice]

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[Peter Voice]

Help, Help we are being held captive. Sends arms. We wil try Ooooh Yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkk

[Butterfly Man]

Please do not misconstrue this as a flame directed at anyone in particular ... I am simply seeing if indeed this is a kindler, gentler BB as of today ... sniff sniff ...

See any obvious similarities between these symptoms and anyone we know?

1. often fidgets with hands or feet or squirms in seat
2. often leaves seat in classroom or in other situations in which remaining seated is expected
3. often runs about or climbs excessively in situations in which it is inappropriate
4. often has difficulty playing or engaging in leisure activities quietly
5. often fails to give close attention to details or makes mistakes in schoolwork, work, or other activities
6. often has difficulty sustaining attention in tasks or play activities
7. often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly
8. often does not follow through on instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace


Those who advocate medicating (armless?) children often view ADHD as a specific "mental illness" with a genetic and biochemical cause. But as the list of criteria demonstrates, it is one more DBD-another way a (limbless?) child gets labelled as a source of frustration or disruption.

[Peter Voice]

They've gone, an (look guys i'm gonna have o avoi the ahh, I know I'll use a pencil and throw it away. I know you'll all be glad to hear we're safe. They lost it pretty quickly once they noticed Brady's shoes. When you nose is your biggest limb those shoes are a serious problem.
The sneezing was bad enough but when he was sick. ooooh.