comedian/performer for 30-40 min. show

[Unregistered]

I am looking for a performer to perform at a Bar Mitzvah that will be on Shabbat - therefore will have to comply with the religious restrictions. (NO fire, Electricity (Mic will be on), no tearing paper or handling money...etc).
The performance needs to be geared for kids and adults (approx 150 people).
The event is in Toronto, Ontario.
It will be on June 24th 2005.


Thank you.

[Rich Potter]

Yes, whoever you are. I think I could do it, if you ever come back to here and tell us who you are.

...or is leaving contact info on a Tuesday not kosher?

[Woofnah]

Me too me too

I could do it too! And I'd only charge you transportation costs, plus a fee for performing for the night!

[UCO]

If you don't handle money on the day of the show then are the checks considered money?

[worldwidese]

Contact info?

You'd get more bites if you dropped an email address or phone number into your posted message.

[Rich Potter]

erm...

Worldwidese,
I believe that is what we've been trying to tell this guy. Unfortunately, he probably posted it without contact info and left the site thinking, "Well, I've taken care of that. They'll contact me if interested," and never returned to Perf.net.

So we're just mocking the poor dude in absentia.
I figure if he ever comes back and sees, and he has any intelligence whatsoever, he'll have a sense of humor about it. If not, well, who wants to perform comedy for someone who's humorless?

...so I think we should start ripping him to shreds. I'll start: This yutz doesn't know his keppel from a gefilte fish!