Cirque du Salami

[Rami Salami]

I want to produce a regular series of circus shows for normal children in a venue within 6 miles of Boston that has bookings for 15+ parties per weekend day throughout the year. I have contacted many of my friends f asked them to send me an e-mail with a low-ball day rate for 12-5, including 3- 15 to 20 minute shows in the center ring and a bit of walk around. I need enough quality acts to do a great show, with a proper tech crew for lights and sound and a pay check at the end of the day. So, low-ball me, and prepare yourself to be a star in Boston. If you would like to give me a quote for a single 20 minute show that qualifies as circus arts, send that e-mail to:
Rami Salami at rsalami@AOL.com or send your package to me at:

Rami Salami
Massachusetts Institute of Balloons
15 Regent Circle
Brookline, MA 02445
1-617-288-5203

I am presenting my proposal on September 1, 2005. Hoping to hear from you- Phil AKA Rami

[Doctor Eric]

Define "normal children"

I normally only perform for children with horrible disfigurations, they're quieter.

[Butterfly Man]

Special children are special

I agree ... usually I prefer them to possess at least 3 21st chromosomes but I'll let a translocated 17th slip in every once in awhile.

My fee is directly proportional to their retention time.

I also provide lunch, individual metal bowls to serve it in and the garden hose cleanup after the gig.

What kind of $ we talkin' here, huh?




Quote:

"Wassamater Jewclown, can'tcha let anudda guy make a buck durin' the holidaze?"

-Cyrus P. Koski

[dave walbridge]

low ball?

Why lowest price? Why not make it a destination for birthday paties with the very best performers?

Dave

[MarcusM]

I can do a hand stand!