Howdy from Knoxylvania tennessee

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • marlow
    New Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 2

    Howdy from Knoxylvania tennessee

    hey all.
    My name is Marlow and I live in knoxville. If you have ever thought of coming to knoxville to ply your trade please do so and contact me for location of the (2 maybe 3) good pitches. This place is a little bit rough around the edges, uncouth and at times abrasively loud and uncultured but that makes it more fun!

    We have a couple of mid level buskers that play guitar. One guy, RIchard is a really awesome guy and made a 10 string guitar/bass. The only thing on it he did not make is the tuning keys. He made the bridge, pickups etc.

    But there are no other non-musician buskers and if you made the trip and arent expecting much I am sure you would blow some minds here.

    I play a telecaster guitar and use some pawn shop pedals, a looper pedal and a hog 20 watt battery operated amplifier.

    I have a 3 year old son and a daughter on the way. We have a lot of fun and dont take anything too serious.

    I am a licensed general contractor and a guitar player in the style wilco, flaming lips, neil young?

    Above all I am a poet and an artist without ample means (free time and a hacksaw)

    Holler!
  • Butterfly Man
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2000
    • 1606

    #2
    A song for you...

    He was my friend
    I was never alone
    He dug a hole
    And he buried his bone
    But there was one night
    That I still can’t recall
    When I got really drunk
    And my dog licked my balls

    (bridge)
    My dog licked my balls
    My dog licked my balls
    He was just one foot tall
    But that dog licked my balls

    I fell to the floor
    All that booze made me faint
    He was scared I was hurt
    Stuck his nose in my tank
    I awoke with a start
    I couldn’t pretend
    Cause I just hooked up
    With my very best friend


    My dog licked my balls
    My dog licked my balls
    I picked him up at the mall
    Who knew one day he’d lick my balls

    Then one day he died
    And I sat there and cried
    All alone in my house I sat
    Then I went out and bought me a cat

    And that cat licked my balls
    That pussy licked my balls
    She choked on a hairball cause she couldn’t take it all
    O' man that really made me miss my dog

    'Cause my dog licked my balls
    My dog licked my balls
    He was just one foot tall
    But that dog licked my balls


    a Good ol' boy named Bob Saget wrote this ...
    Last edited by Butterfly Man; Sep-19-2009, 03:16 PM.

    Comment

    • Evan Young
      Senior Member
      • May 2001
      • 1002

      #3
      I have a family reunion there every year and I was actually hoping to try it out the market square when I'm there next year. Last weekend of July.

      Comment

      • marlow
        New Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 2

        #4
        Scaaaarrrrrryyyyy!
        DId I know you 10 years ago?!

        When Stephen Colbert first came on t.v. I thought him and bob saget were related.

        Thanks for the warm welcome folks!

        Originally posted by Butterfly Man
        He was my friend
        I was never alone
        He dug a hole
        And he buried his bone
        But there was one night
        That I still can’t recall
        When I got really drunk
        And my dog licked my balls

        (bridge)
        My dog licked my balls
        My dog licked my balls
        He was just one foot tall
        But that dog licked my balls

        I fell to the floor
        All that booze made me faint
        He was scared I was hurt
        Stuck his nose in my tank
        I awoke with a start
        I couldn’t pretend
        Cause I just hooked up
        With my very best friend


        My dog licked my balls
        My dog licked my balls
        I picked him up at the mall
        Who knew one day he’d lick my balls

        Then one day he died
        And I sat there and cried
        All alone in my house I sat
        Then I went out and bought me a cat

        And that cat licked my balls
        That pussy licked my balls
        She choked on a hairball cause she couldn’t take it all
        O' man that really made me miss my dog

        'Cause my dog licked my balls
        My dog licked my balls
        He was just one foot tall
        But that dog licked my balls


        a Good ol' boy named Bob Saget wrote this ...

        Comment

        • Devinthejuggler
          Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 74

          #5
          hey man! welcome!

          looks like i need to spend more time in America, all those pitches...we have one here in south africa and it looks like the man is getting ready to take that one away...

          keep looping!
          D.

          Comment

          • magickwon
            New Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 1

            #6
            To wish one well!

            Originally posted by Evan Young
            I have a family reunion there every year and I was actually hoping to try it out the market square when I'm there next year. Last weekend of July.
            A drink to those who wish us well and those who don't can go to well..have a great day!!

            Comment

            Working...