I've held off for long enough, I guess it's time to learn how to use this fucking internet thing.
Anyway, hi to all the friends and enemies I have made along my well worn path, those I have seen recently and those I have not. Most of you will at least have heard of me even if you do not actually know me, but don't believe all the shit you are told, even if most of it is true. Yes I am the guy who used to get my pet dog to have intercourse with my cars exhaust pipe for the big finale to my show. I am thinking about bringing it back if I can get hold of a horse and a tank.
KLOMPY
Anyway, hi to all the friends and enemies I have made along my well worn path, those I have seen recently and those I have not. Most of you will at least have heard of me even if you do not actually know me, but don't believe all the shit you are told, even if most of it is true. Yes I am the guy who used to get my pet dog to have intercourse with my cars exhaust pipe for the big finale to my show. I am thinking about bringing it back if I can get hold of a horse and a tank.
KLOMPY

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