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do i exist?
...that is the question of the moment.
i have recieved an email from a friend who insists that i am a figment of his imagination & not real at all...
so in the interest of vanity ~ some stuff about me...
name: firegirl (really ~ my parents were hippie-weirdos ~ it was between firegirl & moonflower... i lucked out i think.)
born in chicago, ill... raised in ohio... (yes, i know ohio means 'good morning' in japanese.)
education: too much ~ too many student debts to be doing what i do for a living.
profession: professional fire eater & woman of the world.
describe yourself: i am an engima wrapped in a mystery - wrapped in bacon. 5'3" - 1-- lbs (like i'm gonna reveal that) - red hair, green eyes - a scorpio bitch from HELL with an intense oral fixation! (bwahahaahhhahahaha!)
current location/gig: new orleans, la ~ doing my show at bourbon street bars for drunk frat boys and people who really just want to hear another crappy band to cover 'mustang sally.'
where did i learn how to do: what? everything? learned fire eating and escapism from an ex boy-toy who was a sarcastic fire eating - juggler at a ren-fair... before that i was a bawdy singing wench.
likes: sarcastic jugglers. sushi. sleep. people who make me think.
dislikes: dishonesty & the nopd... (does anyone else out there think that the nopd is overly hard on street performers? i watched them terry frisk a mime over mardi gras... sheesh. it's not like he mouthed off or something.) mosquitos & living in a tent.
where have i performed: comedy clubs across the usa - renfairs in mass, cali, ohio, florida and louisiana - santa monica, ca - venice, ca - one measly day out in jackson sq in nola - bourbon street bars (krazy korner & old opera house.)
what do i want? besides a million dollars and a pony? for harry anderson to discover me and promote my world tour.
favorite color: purple
motto: 'fuck em'!'
any other questions?
i have recieved an email from a friend who insists that i am a figment of his imagination & not real at all...
so in the interest of vanity ~ some stuff about me...
name: firegirl (really ~ my parents were hippie-weirdos ~ it was between firegirl & moonflower... i lucked out i think.)
born in chicago, ill... raised in ohio... (yes, i know ohio means 'good morning' in japanese.)
education: too much ~ too many student debts to be doing what i do for a living.
profession: professional fire eater & woman of the world.
describe yourself: i am an engima wrapped in a mystery - wrapped in bacon. 5'3" - 1-- lbs (like i'm gonna reveal that) - red hair, green eyes - a scorpio bitch from HELL with an intense oral fixation! (bwahahaahhhahahaha!)
current location/gig: new orleans, la ~ doing my show at bourbon street bars for drunk frat boys and people who really just want to hear another crappy band to cover 'mustang sally.'
where did i learn how to do: what? everything? learned fire eating and escapism from an ex boy-toy who was a sarcastic fire eating - juggler at a ren-fair... before that i was a bawdy singing wench.
likes: sarcastic jugglers. sushi. sleep. people who make me think.
dislikes: dishonesty & the nopd... (does anyone else out there think that the nopd is overly hard on street performers? i watched them terry frisk a mime over mardi gras... sheesh. it's not like he mouthed off or something.) mosquitos & living in a tent.
where have i performed: comedy clubs across the usa - renfairs in mass, cali, ohio, florida and louisiana - santa monica, ca - venice, ca - one measly day out in jackson sq in nola - bourbon street bars (krazy korner & old opera house.)
what do i want? besides a million dollars and a pony? for harry anderson to discover me and promote my world tour.
favorite color: purple
motto: 'fuck em'!'
any other questions?
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