who the heck am i?

[willie the clown]

it began a long time ago in the far off land off vulgaria, near the vulgar river, in the town of igottogobad...puppeteer,stiltwalker,fire eater (but who is'nt?)musician,juggler,evil clown,happy clown,magician,army veteran,budding escapologist, longer term gypsy,and ne'er do well,still paying off that liberal arts degree,and ren faire performer for ten years.