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[Jim]

I smelled something fishy reading your first post, Krysis. I knew you were not joining to be a member of this community. That's why I called you out.

I don't know what you are analyzing us for, but I sense it must have something to do with marketing or advertizing. If that's the case, you can go away now. This site does not accept ads. Your analysis must not have noticed that. Please take your market reasearch back to whoever it is you're working for and tell them performers.net is a terrible place to advertise.

And unless you have something to discuss that relates to performing, please go away. We don't want our community to be analyzed. We were doing just fine before you arrived and started telling us we weren't being nice to you.

[gav]

civil

Hey, I was the first to reply to you Krysis.
I was absolutely civil. No swearing what so ever.
Just because you are a loser and I told you so doesn't mean I am not civil. It's best to be honest to people. That's civil.

[Hunter]

Y@hweh damnit, if we had just told him how awesome it was to have him here he might have given us gold star stickers; and what's better, his sweet sweet approval.

I mean sure the coding of his forum is almost as atrocious as his color choice - but it takes a brave soul to create a place to expound his unsolicited opinions. I mean, if no one seemed to care about it, you would have to actually go out to other places to find people to tell your opinions to.

[martin ewen]

I have a new mascot

No one acknowledged your pain.

I can't tell you how much I identify with you there bub.
Makes me want to trawl the net and find people to take it out on.
However I've learnt that the net in many ways is just like the real world. A lack of social skills can make you just as unpopular online as in the real world.
It's sad and sometimes I can hardly bear it myself.

I tried killing myself but you know how it is with butter knives, you end up giving your wrists friction burns and it only makes you feel worse about yourself.

Good luck with your personality disorder, if it's any consolation mines worse.

[Seadawg]

Great, I come here to hang with those who do it for real and we get cyberanalyzed by some sick little marketing wank who likes to edit music and troll.

He probably has a lot of fun wrapping Gerbils up in duct tape.....

But I guess we shall survive. I am just not sure if my next practice and or rehearsal sessions will be as gratifying knowing that some little cyber turd has flushed down the drianpipe of humanity with all my hopes and dreams...LOL

[malkav powermann]

dear guy

if you ever check back

Pnet is not a friendly board its a board for friends

and I'm sorry yo are not one of our friends we have not met you on a pitch [place that street performers work] nor has [to my knowledge] any one here had a beer with you at some festival

our job is to entertain and [in most cases] be friendly to strangers on the street so we are dicks to each our own ....but you are not one of us

this is a board to keep us together where every we are in the world and any one can sign up and be a member of the board but that does not make you an any way a member of the community

the only way to get any respect here is to have a good show but you don't have a show do you?

if you walked in to a hospital staff room and the doctors did not give you a hug would you rate there staff room

if you want any one here to give a good god damn about you and what you have to say then at the bare minimum you must juggle 2 balls and a chainsaw well fighting a drummer for the crowd till then stay out of the staff room with your attitude

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PS i will add that i do little street nowadays so i should barely be posting my self [and i barely post] but i keep in touch

[Seadawg]

Good points Malkav,,,,
But I can't juggle 2 balls and a chainsaw.

But I do have 2 big balls and have used a chainsaw... I can also make things dissappear, appear, and do other things that make people say "How did he do that" while reaching into their pocket to contribute to the hat.


Buskers are a very unique breed. And as your post demonstrates, not to be trifled with.

[Peter Voice]

First Krysis says we're all poohy bums then Malkav implies we all carry the stigma of juggling.
Whilst our community does have a dangerously high incidence of this disorder, it is cruelly unjust to stain us all with shame.

Some of the most respected members of our community have no balls at all and, as for chainsaws, I personally like mine with a teaspoon or two of sugar.

[Nabber]

You peoples have been a lot of fun for me . I learn odd and oft times fun tricks from you'll and If I would get up the guts and post more who knows we could be Net freinds.but then again I am to comforted by a full time job and do busking in the evenings mainly on the weekends.i'm a Thespian, mime, balloonist of beginnings and some times clown though many clowns give bad impression of the whole bunch.Thanks for all the awesome tips and tricks.
Wandering unicyclist
Nabber

[Butterfly Man]

Does Peter Panic in a Krysis?

Hey Nabber ... if you are ever over in Europe and learn to speak French please ask these guys for a cheap circus tent for me. (no more than 100 feet wide)

http://www.unicycle.fr/one_en.htm

Just trying to be nice.

[malkav powermann]

i was saying that to jungle is the bare minimum of belonging here

sort of a lowest common denominator

but juggling is cool ...or lame..... whatever you want to hear

look I'm not the bad guy here ...i am one of many bad guys

if your site is not rated the terrorists win



wheres the beef...tastes great less filling...
plop plop fizz fizz ...what did i eat ???

[Doctor Eric]

I can't juggle to save my life, and I'm very proud of that.

[gav]

I bet you would juggle to save your life.

[Nabber]

I can't juggle either though I'm trying to learn" not to save my life" but to help fill my hat; )
Alas butterfly man I speakie no french or have fat enough hats to travel to Europe.

but google "circus tents" they may even have some on Ebay, thanks for the interesting site anyhow =)