tricky auto forms on my website.

[martin ewen]

OK here it is.
I have just more or less completed an overhaul of the performance side of my website.
what used to be

http://www.anti-gravity.com.au/productions11/productions.htm

is now

http://www.anti-gravity.com.au/productions111/productions2.html

Yeah yeah whatever, so now i spoonfeed the client rather than thinking up new pretentious terms for 'roving'

anyway i did all this so that i could move onto a project that actually interested me and I've more or less finished it but need a hand.
Now i am introducing in my 'Products' section (note: I have never in 3 years sold ANYTHING)
and also cross referencing into my services section, a new and wonderful cash generating concept.
OUTSOURCING SELF HATRED

http://www.anti-gravity.com.au/outsourcesh/selfhatred.html

I would like to design some sort of form that the customer would fill in
Sex/e-mail/ list of negative personality aspects
so that i can send them a form reply once a month with as little actual input as possible.
also could someone e-mail me and talk me through a pay-pal account.
Heres to my continued spectacular and dramatic failure as a businessperson

[ 07-07-2003: Message edited by: martin ewen ]</p>

[Stephon]

Y'know Martin, there's this story about self-hatred called, "the Rainbow Hairshirt". . .

. . .aw, fuckit--I'm no help.

[Happy Pig]

Check out:

http://javascript.internet.com/miscellaneous/madlib-caesar.html

it may give you some ideas about how to do it.