I NEED A WEB SITE !!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

[toddvarious]

the true definition of ass to mouth. ask james james

[charliekarl]

Spehar you scallywag! Why did you have to write that? I just fell off the chair. I think I broke my arm.

[FreeCells]

I learned how to make websites on my own using an easy program called "Web Easy" you can get it at Office Max or someplace like Best Buy. It's an easy drag ans drop program that is packed with scripts and animations. You don't need to know html or anything. I made my website within about 3 hours http://www.SouthernShells.com
I also made this website within one hour: http://www.kwalarms.com

I could make you a good website, but I'm to busy to maintain it. If you bought the web easy program (costs about $50) you could do all the maintaining yourself. It's easy. Here's a link to purchase the program online:

http://www.v-com.com/product/Web_Easy_Pro_Home.html

I have tons of server space! If you or anyone else need a good website host you can park your website on our servers for only $20 a year. Thats right, $20 per year. I work on the street myself and I'm not out to make money off others in the same line of work. I'll give you your own personal password protected access to the servers. If anyone reading this is a web designer, you can park your customers websites on our servers for $20 per year per site also.

Hope this helps.

[FreeCells]

If I built you a new website, I would maintain and update it for a one time fee of $10 each time you have me make changes. Your yearly charge would be only $20

[toddvarious]

irony

hey free cells that is a really big tent behind you in the photo on your front page. was that a concert or a banquet. wait ! I know, that was the sail fish thing that was going on in key west. the irony of it all. your are the one that came up with the best answer to my post and I was there when this pic was taken! small world don't ya think? I was the red head that was doing the magic show on the pier. oh yeah and if you are there right now I will see you in a month. thanks for the help! todd various.

[FreeCells]

yep sail fish contest... I'll be here in a month, hope to see ya then.
glad my reply could help.

[FreeCells]

p.s. I also made this website within a few hours http://www.CustomSeashells.com

[vernon]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...I knew you guys would bring up rubber dildo's and bedroom antics...didnt know Byron was so intimate with rubber...and todd with a durex on his head...silly, really silly.
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JJ