I NEED A WEB SITE !!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

[toddvarious]

My website blows ass, and my web designer bailed and left me with my dick in my hand! can any one help me with a pro web designer?

[gazzo osborne]

Well first you need to get a show

[Lee Nelson]

what Gazzo are you saying that your show isnt good enough for Todd???

[toddvarious]

tooo shaay !!!!

ha ha ha. nice one lee. I hope you doing well. justin says hello.

[Lee Nelson]

yo todd
im doing great, hanging in Iceland with my gorgeous iclandic girlie, just got back from a month in Africa and Im cold and wet but doing some seriously well paid corporate work!!!
I cant talk about Gazzos show, I secretly taped his performance and am learning it now as well but Im buggered if Im gonna give him a franchise fee or sew bags for him!!!!

ciao


p.s. I dont know a good web designer!!!

[toddvarious]

So many people looked but no real answers for the pros? I thought this is where they where at.

[jayrodin]

You could always learn how to make one yourself. Thats what I did. Then you can update it and fun stuff like that! It's really not that hard. Just pirate dreamweaver off limewire and you're set.

[charliekarl]

Hey Todd.

Charlie here.

If you design it and make it up in photoshop or something I can convert the thing into html for some beers. Offer has to be taken up on this month cause when I hit the road again I won't be able to do it any more.

How are you doing anyway?

And where are you?

cheers
--
Charlie

[toddvarious]

hey karl. i am going to put to gether a list of things that i want my we site to do and then i will post it. I am still sqweezing the glaswegins for a pound or two. where are you? oh yeah , your new name is verlinni.

[charliekarl]

Hey man.

I'm on holiday in Sweden for a month or two. Taking it easy and working on new material. How long are you in the old country for?

I can do the html, but I am not a designer. I need to know exactly what it should look like and then I can make up the code for that.

Why verlinni?

[J-P]

Still need a show before a website!

Hey Karl. Scamming beers again?

Todd - Scoot and I talking about your dinner party four hours ago. Byron getting his dick out and Eli on the internet - or was it the other way round? Great night either way, thanks!

One word
Dreamweaver!!

Love,
Sydney

[charliekarl]

Of course I'm scamming beer. What else is there to do in the winter. How are you doing mate?

Todd - Scoot and I talking about your dinner party four hours ago. Byron getting his dick out and Eli on the internet - or was it the other way round? Great night either way, thanks!

Surely none of the above gentlemen would stoop to such levels. It is unthinkable. Interet at dinner parties...

[scot]

I like your current site. You can email me. If it's a simple site, I might have time.
Scot
scot@jugglegood.com

[scot]

here are some links:

http://www.jugglegood.com/flash

http://www.way2much.com

http://www.etchu.com

http://www.jugglegood.com/print

[spehar]

Seriously, Karl the INTERNET?! What has the world come to when Byron can't dig up a good old fashioned dildo at a dinner party?!