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  • le pire
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2001
    • 1113

    #16
    douche bag

    -Flushes vagina for cleansing and comfort
    -Extra-cleansing water and vinegar formula
    -Smooth, rounded nozzle tip for comfort
    -Not for use when experiencing unusual vaginal symptoms

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    • le pire
      Senior Member
      • Mar 2001
      • 1113

      #17
      further evidence

      visual aid:
      Attached Files

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      • May East
        New Member
        • Jun 2006
        • 12

        #18
        Prepared douches don't contain a douche bag, Einstein.

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        • le pire
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2001
          • 1113

          #19
          I apologize for my ignorance. Please, tell me more about douches, douche bags and all of the details. I am eager to learn, as I'm sure many others are as well.



          etienne

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          • May East
            New Member
            • Jun 2006
            • 12

            #20
            No apologies necessary small-minded ignorant people only stunt their own growth and development.



            You sound toxic... douche bags are also used for coffee enemas which will inexpensively detoxify a digestion system fed by years of ignorance...


            If you clean yourself up you may be able to contribute more than just bile and rancor...
            The more compassionate you are, the more generous you can be. The more generous you are, the more loving-friendliness you cultivate to help the world.

            -Thich Nhat Hanh, "Buddhist Peacework"

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            • le pire
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2001
              • 1113

              #21
              Calling someone a douche is not really "toxic" and it was intentionally a juvenille remark. Your new here, so please lighten up and don't expect too much.

              etienne


              p.s. Zoobie, you're still a douche.
              Last edited by le pire; Jul-08-2006, 01:33 PM.

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              • Scot Free
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2001
                • 314

                #22
                Originally posted by le pire
                Please, tell me more about douches, douche bags and all of the details.
                etienne
                Just look in the mirror man!

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                • Spike McGuire
                  Member
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 91

                  #23
                  my 2 cents

                  Le Pire, I have always thought of you as a douche bag, I reamin using the bag sufix because you aren't a prepared douche, more, the kind of douche we all keep around for emergencies. I was talking to Nery one time and he said, "man, we really need a douche", and I said "what about Etienne", and then we had a good laugh. But that isn't what I set out to say (nor something that ever happened), what I was going to say, is even though you are a douche, I fully stand behind your right to call other people douche bags, namely, people that use internet abreviations along side emoticons.

                  I don't understand why people feel the need to look down on people that say anything on the internet. It is after all an industry built on porno. I am not trying to cal anyone out here, or MAYbe I am.

                  Anyway, May, we all have the best intentions here, it just, well, street performers are a verbaly ruged bunch, and that is just the kind of thing we say. We also have a small somewhat french man that wants to be like us, so he talks the same way.

                  Now, maybe you were just playing our little sarcasim game, and I miss read it, I don't even know Le Pire and I was making fun of him in this post, so if you were just picking on the french for sport, please, let me know, and then I will feel silly for a little while, then remember that it is just the internet shortly before I forget the whole thing ever happened.

                  Anyway, Etienne, I am not trying to fight your battles, I, like france don't like to be in the middle of things, I just thought this whole thing was turning fun and I wanted to join in.

                  Also, May, you seem to know lots of things, so I was wondering, if I cut a hole in it and screwed a bottle of viniger in to the hole, could I use a garden hose as a douche?

                  I lost part of a Prince Albert and was hoping I could flush it out.

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                  • le pire
                    Senior Member
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 1113

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Scot Free
                    Just look in the mirror man!


                    The great thing about being a douche yourself is the self douching ability it comes with. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


                    etienne


                    p.s. Zoobie, you're still a douche
                    Last edited by le pire; Jul-09-2006, 09:49 AM.

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                    • May East
                      New Member
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 12

                      #25
                      Re: my 2 cents

                      Originally posted by Spike McGuire
                      Le Pire, I have always thought of you as a douche bag, I reamin using the bag sufix because you aren't a prepared

                      Also, May, you seem to know lots of things, so I was wondering, if I cut a hole in it and screwed a bottle of viniger in to the hole, could I use a garden hose as a douche?

                      I lost part of a Prince Albert and was hoping I could flush it out.
                      You couldn't use it as a "douche", those are for females. but you could use it as an enema, however getting the hose ending into position could prove painful and damaging.

                      (a douche bag is a hot water bottle)

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                      • Spike McGuire
                        Member
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 91

                        #26
                        I would like to publicly state, though it was indicated in May's post, I AM NOT GAY.

                        Except for the time I needed a ride to that juggling festival.

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                        • May East
                          New Member
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 12

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Spike McGuire
                          I would like to publicly state, though it was indicated in May's post, I AM NOT GAY
                          I am assuming that you and the one hosing you are both consenting adults... don't ask, don't tell

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                          • Rachel Peters
                            Moderator
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 1396

                            #28
                            Somebody tell me:

                            Since the age of 9 I've been consistantly listening to oldies radio stations, and I've always been stumped on the lyrics to one song...

                            Manfred Man

                            "Blinded by the light. Revved up like a douche, another odor in the night."

                            That's AAAALL I can hear when I listen to it.

                            I know that right this second I could easily look up internet lyrics, but I refuse. That's cheating.

                            -rp
                            Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

                            www.rachelpeters.com

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                            • Mr.Taxi Trix
                              Senior Member
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 1273

                              #29
                              Having bought the 45 way back when McDonalds had sold like 600 hamburgers, I've always thought it was "wrecked up like a modified garden hose, you know the rumor in the night". But I could be wrong.

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                              • Rachel Peters
                                Moderator
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 1396

                                #30
                                Of COURSE. That makes SO much more sense.

                                ...in all honesty, Mr. Trix, I don't think that even fits the timing of the song. I'm starting to think you might just be making this up.
                                Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

                                www.rachelpeters.com

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