Flea-ting moments. Questions for Adam Gertsacov.

[worldwidese]

Adam Gertsacov, my cat has a few fleas. Would you care to share your by now vast knowledge of the love life of fleas, so that I can tell if a flea is about to come into heat, how long is the actual sex act (of fleas!) and what would be a good turnoff so that the fleas are not so sexually active, and therefore reproduce less?

The turnoff must be something humane, as I wouldn't hurt a flea!

[Peter Voice]

This one is easy actually. Fleas don't like to fuck in public (this is why there are so few fleas performing in Amsterdam). The solution is to simply shave your cat. I suggest using pressure-pack shaving cream, a cut-throat razor and getting your little sister to hold the cat.