Personals?

[MarcusM]

Single Male. Seeks long term relationship with female. I do not have any money. But I do know a few jokes. Please reply if interested.

[rsummer27]

good luck man.

[pablo]

Married with children

"Long term relationship with female"...

That's called having a wife. Trust me, I've got one. Be careful of what you wish for.

[Tyler]

lol. Good luck, mate! ;-)

[Spike McGuire]

SWST (single white street performer), seeks multipul women 18-24 for one night encounters while passing through town. Must be skilled in the art of massage and able to refrain from pun making regaurding "balls and clubs"

[Woofnah]

THE Spike McGuire

/scottish brogue on/

Is 'at you Spike? We might'a met at IJA last year.

Yeah, I want what he's askin' fer. 'Cept I wants 'em ta be male. And yung and pritty. Wal, yunger 'en me at least.

God luv a jugglar.

/scottish brogue off/