Two unicycles for sale to good home

[Silverman]

I have two unicycles for sale in good shape. One is like six feet tall w/20 inch wheel, chrome and a like new seat for $125 and the other is standard size w/20 inch wheel, blue with a like new seat for $50. Both are in great shape. The smaller on is a Miyata and the taller one is made by Bill Mathews company in Laguna Hills, CA. It has a sturdy, round build and is a single chain unicycle.

Prices don't include shipping. If you come to Key West you can pick them up!

Email me a robert_mathison@hotmail.com and I will send you pictures of one or both.

Thank you!
Silverman

[jeep caillouet]

unicycle

You must of got them from the last juggler that left town, for gas money!It would be cool to see you crate slug on a unicycle!

[Steven Ragatz]

That juggler probably left to move onto a better gig...

Steven Ragatz

[Silverman]

It would be interesting

I suppose it would but you know I don't use a crate in my gig. Now if we could get Cleo to ride one THAT would be interesting! As far as the better gig thing I have found that Key West is rather good as a pitch and I do really well here. Seeing as though so many of you are jugglers and can't find ways to be unique you could be right.

[Evan Young]

if you respond to this, you are an idiot

Key West is the retirement home for street performers. When I'm old and ready to die I'll go to Key West.

See what you started Steven and Jeep? FLAME ON!

[Rachel Peters]

Re: if you respond to this, you are an idiot

Originally posted by Evan Young
When I'm old and ready to die I'll go to Key West.

Which will be quite a while yet because you're, what, a fetus?

FLAME ON!!

[Rachel Peters]

(and yeah, I read the subject title. ...It's right up there with, "stupid say what?")

[Silverman]

Screw it. I'll sell them on ebay. They are more mature and less apt to insult each other. What a professiuonal enviroment we have here. This 'Crate Slug' makes probably as much as or more than some of you working a couple hours a day. I'll refrain from furhter posts and give you all a loud "BOOOOOOO!"

[jeep caillouet]

old and dieing in key West

silverman didn't you start out as a gutter punk in New Orleans. I'm for sure I saw you there. Lighten up!

[Silverman]

As a matter of fact we were, at one point. We ran ramshod on the whole quarter for a while. I have a sense of humor as you well know. Too bad others can't be as professional. I don't insult other performers because I feel it creates an enviroment of anymosity that only gets people mad and hurt. It's to bad I'm not a (jeez another one) juggler. I'd use the unicycles. I got them for nearer nothing and just want rid of them now. I may make a point of having you watch me throw them in the water here soon. They are worthless.

Good god I may have to start working on a milk crate (god forbid) just so I live up to the stereotypical ideal you all have regarding silver mimes.

I guess I'll never be as accepted as that drunk asshole, illegal immigrant, Joseph. Oh well. Maybe I should go where that Peters broad lives and work next to her. How the hell does a Canadian animation oriented individual qualify as a street performer anyhow? She wouldn't survive a month down here at Mallory.

[Isabella]

Yeah, she probably wouldn't survive at Mallory, since it appears they don't have irony there and that's what Rachel eats for breakfast...

[Rachel Peters]

no harm, no foul. just a few turkeys.

I was poking fun at Evan Young and Evan Young alone, because he seemed to want to start somethin'. I played.
See, he called people in Key West "old" so I called him an unborn baby, which is even younger than a baby. That's all. S'all cool, s'all cool.

I am definitely not irony deficient.

So why only pick on the "broad"?
(Rhetorical question)

[Silverman]

Well considering the people call me metal man around here you could say I've had my fill of irony. I just want to sell a couple unicycles that someone wanted rid of. If ya'll wanna poke fun at or make less of our pitch why don't you come down and compete on Duval St. where I am THE money maker. Unless of course you can't compete. Then ya'll may as well keep your mouth shut and let me sell some unicycles whilst ya'll plod along in your own dumping ground of a pitch. Fair enough?

All's well that ends. Right?

[Evan Young]

The only thing more unprofessional than cracking a joke is crying about one. I don't see a single insult on this page, just a bunch of light hearted teasing.
This is a forum filled with comedian performers, who, as a matter of practice, will tease and insult each-other with affection on a regular basis.

go ahead and give selling the unicycles on ebay a shot, it doesn't look like anyone here needs them at the moment. Thank you for posting, it is appreciated.

[Silverman]

Ya'll started it and called me a crybaby. Wow. Anything for the last word huh? They're no longer for sale by the way.