Where is Eric Cash

[martin ewen]

His websites defunct, I'm thinking San francisco might be worth a trip from my island hideaway, I want to impose my will on the general public, recapture my youth, I need a bent sherpa.

I need many many things.

Has his acerbicness devoured him? Has he undergone some transformation? Does he now work at a pet shelter stroking cats?

Is he in advertising? Does he have twins? Is he chained in someones basement after answering an add for an orgasm facial movement response test subject on craigslist?

Does he work at home depot, ...wait a minute that's me.

where is he, my spider senses are confused.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

If I may take a moment here to speak to the story of Eric and the midget ice-cream man abducton: simply not true. I know that midget, and there is no way he would strip naked, bind a guy up in duct tape, blindfold him, use him in numerous unseemly ways, cover him in red jello, and cart him off, unless he was well paid for his efforts.

[Rachel Peters]

I know for a fact that Eric was always aspiring to become a Disney Land mascot. I think Mart should start there. Just arrive and star pulling all the woodland creatures' heads off, in search of a chain smoking, gun-toting, red-head.

[Frisbee]

Eric is alive and well...as far as I know.If you have trouble reaching him, get in touch with me and i will relay to you some contact info I have for him.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Originally posted by Rachel Peters
Just arrive and star pulling all the woodland creatures' heads off, in search of a chain smoking, gun-toting, red-head.

One problem here is that so many of the woodland creatures chain smoke and carry weapons. How will be kow its the real Eric?

[Rachel Peters]

Originally posted by Mr.Taxi Trix
One problem here is that so many of the woodland creatures chain smoke and carry weapons. How will be kow its the real Eric?

He'll be the one who, on the inside, really has a heart of gold.

[martin ewen]

Heart of gold, heart of nickel, heart of newt, rhino heart, he's got quite a collection, I mean this is a guy who goes to baby showers wearing a suit with milk carton kids printed on it.

[scot]

http://ericcash.net/

etcash@gmail.com (+gtalk)
504-231-5577

I think he's been spending a lot of time doing shows staying away from his computer and writing new stuff. He'll come back in a big way.

He likes getting phone calls from strangers

[Rachel Peters]

But he's ADD as all get out, so be sure to call him while texting, emailing, chatting at and facebooking him. It's the only way you'll really get him to focus. Dedicate some songs on the radio to him, too.

[roughtoughcreampuf]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Rachel Peters]

Eric Cash ate her for breakfast.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

I've been dedicating songs on the radio to Eric for years, while its no solution, it certaily doesn't hurt. Feels good in its own rite, too.

[Rachel Peters]

"Raspberry Barret", by Prince. It always makes me think of him.

[roughtoughcreampuf]

Is that Raspberry Beret's runty, shifty-eyed cousin twice removed?

[Rachel Peters]

thanks for the correction. it was a tired, bleary-eyed time when I wrote that.