Martin Ewen urgent!

[Humanoid Gone Mad]

Martin please contact me asap! I am moving out of my studio in the Old Customs House in Fremantle Western Australia. I intend to be fully cleaned up there by 28 Feb and if you have not arranged something for your stuff I will burn your papers and sell your your books(for what they are worth?)

So Email me or call me.

Regards Toby Whittington.

Humanoid Gone Mad
Creative Productions
+61 417 090 014
www.humanoidgonemad.com
email
getyourstuffb4itburns@humanoidgonemad.com

[martin ewen]

Toby I left you those books in the hope that you would read them and turn into a kinder, gentler, more insecure humanoid.
Apparantly I failed.
Don't read the papers though, they'll do your head in.
I will now arrange alternative curation of my precious chaff and get back to you.
Thanks

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

Toby, he's not kidding. Martin left some papers here awhile ago along with three muffins and a small purple doll with pins in its head. I read one page, and was unable to walk upright for a month. I grew horns, caused traffic jams, and almost applied for a real estate liscence. You've been warned.

[Humanoid Gone Mad]

Hey martin I,m in Sydney at the mo working at Playspace with Allan Clay and then back in Perth on the 29th feb.

Could you please email me about the gear before then so we can make arrangments cos' I've been feeling this itch on my scalp and as has been suggested it may be horns??

I have read a few of those books and I am still trying to figure out if I am in deed a better person for having read the such things as 'How to judge people'...?

I think we can learn alot about a person from whats on their book shelf....

So yeh make some arrangements and then get back to me !

Cheers Toby.

[martin ewen]

'How to Judge People'
I'd forgotten about that book and its probably high time for a re-read as I'm veering towards trusting others at present.
It was written in the 50's and detailed subtile facial characteristics and stances that, to the trained eye, betrayed various weaknesses of character.
Now are these horns on your forhead or more on the top of your head, the difference could be very important as ones untreatable but the other merely requires 6 months intombed in a morman mountain changing sacred underpants every hour and a half.