Chico, CA.

[Spike McGuire]

So I just met this girl at a gig I was doing, we went to dinner and at the end of the night she gave me her number and said "call if you're ever in Chico.

It's not actually to far away for me so I thought why not just call one day and say, hey, I'm in Chico, come see my show.

Any leads?

-----Spike

[Doctor Eric]

Any leads?...

Yeah, never drive more than 6 blocks for a girl.

There's a really cool old vaudeville theater there if you can get booked and draw, other than that I'm not sure if street is possible.

[rsummer27]

That's a little extreme to try to get a show just to have an excuse to call a girl. If you really want to call her, just call her. OR don't call her. It's really a better option. You can alway imagine how nice things might have been and you don't have to deal with all of her personality problems and deal with a horrible realtionship, a messy breakup, and all that other fun relationship stuff.
Ralph

[Spike McGuire]

You've missed the point

I don't think, you guys get it, I'm not desperate for action, it is all a matter of principle now. I spent a while trying to hook up with her, when I could have easily hooked up with some one else, but got the "If you're ever in town, call me" cop out (which I am sure we have all gotten once).


And I just thought, hey maybe if there is something going down in chico, and I am working some where fairly close, it could be fun to go. Plus there is a yo-yo museum I always wanted to go to.

So what is the name of the theater?


-----Spike

[Doctor Eric]

We didn't miss the point, you're in denial

A bit defensive, are we?

Senator Theater, if I remember correctly, but I haven't played there for 3 years, I'll google it.

[rsummer27]

Don't call her, go see the yo yo museum instead. Calling a girl can ruin a otherwise perfectly good day. She will not want to go to the museum. She'll want to go see a foreign film instead. You'll give in a go with her because you want to impress her, pay for her to get in and spend a miserable night trying to make her like you. If you succeed then you will have to give up street performing all together, along with everything else you love, because you will never be able to spend enough time with her. You'll never have enough money to please her. And you'll never be happy until you are finally able to fight yourself away from her. It always feels worse to be in a relationship than it does to be alone.
Ralph

[Spike McGuire]

Jesum Crow people, I am not looking for relationship advice, I am not even trying to start a relationship. I have ment to go to the yo-yo thing for years, and now if I go there is a good chance I may get some.

Trust me, you have never met anyone more anti-relationship than me.

I am performer, I like to perform, I curently would like to perform in chico, so I posted on performers.net

So far the good doctor is wining, becuse though his post were sarcastic and chalk full of useless dating tips, he actually gave me the name of a theater.

-----Spike

[rsummer27]

I know it, man. I'm recovering from a relationship myself right now. I don't want to see anyone else going down that long, dark road.

[pablo]

Yadda yadda yadda

"Fire extinguishers work. Potato chips work.

Relationships? They don't work."

- Jerry Seinfeld

[Doctor Eric]

It's chock-full, Spike, not chalk full

And I would appreciate not being classed in with this mess, my posts were not "chalk full" of useless dating advice, I just gave you one suggestion that is very useful. Rsummer may have some serious deep-seated issues with women, hell maybe even with men, judging by all the attention he's given you, but I was just taking the cheap shot once it was offered up.

[Evan Young]

everyplace is woth visiting once, especially if you might get to crash a warm bed.
and the more short term girls you go through the more fun they are.

[Spike McGuire]

Thank you Evan, see everybody, it's not that hard of a concept.

At least some one understands me. It's a speacial bond we share, after working together in motionfest and IJA workshops.

-----Spike