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What are some good lines for HECKLERS ( ADULT) i seen the thread for the kids one, is there one for adults if not, what do you guys suggest. i was performing a few days ago at a family party and they were like oh i know how to do that and i had nothing.
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"Please don't interfere when I'm working the streets. I don't interfere when you're working the streets."
"Now, do I come up to you when you're on your knees and knock the dick out of your mouth?"
Well, you DID say "adult", didin't you?
I've had visual hecking when I play my button accordion -- people putting their hands to their ears, shaking their heads, etc. I turn my head slightly and smile, as if I'm acknowledging a fan elsewhere. It neutralizes their effect. -
"Oh I know how to do that."
"Wow! This is AMAZING! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have another magician in our midst! What's your name, sir? Let's welcome Bob up to the stage! Now, Bob, I know you know how to do this - in fact, you're pretty amazing at it, so I'd like to get you to take over from here."
Hand him the props.
Go sit in the front row.
Smile and applaud him a lot.
Let him make a dick of himself.
"Wow, that was fantastic! I don't know why you don't do this all the time! Hey, everyone, give it up for Bob!"
Get back on stage. Finish your act.Comment
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hmm
I know how I do it too... I just don't fucking brag about it.
Sorry I screwed up... Here is what it's supposed to Look like.
Don't bother with anyone who is more than a little drunk. It's unwinnable.Comment
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