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  • Dynamikemagic
    Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 75

    What is your profession?

    What do you perform on the streets? I do magic.
  • Daniel Mooncalf
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2002
    • 117

    #2
    Magic and comedy.

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    • Stoned
      Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 50

      #3
      I perform magic and sideshow skills. Fire eating and sword swallowing while doing card tricks lol haha (not really While doing card tricks)

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      • Doctor Eric
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2002
        • 955

        #4
        I say racist things to children

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        • Stoned
          Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 50

          #5
          Originally posted by Doctor Eric
          I say racist things to children
          lol. yeah... Kids love the "N" word

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          • gav
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2003
            • 916

            #6
            I say childish things to racists.
            They really seem to understand it !

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            • Dallas
              Senior Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 157

              #7
              Mine

              A panhandler with props!

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              • Doctor Eric
                Senior Member
                • Mar 2002
                • 955

                #8
                Originally posted by gav
                I say childish things to racists.
                They really seem to understand it !

                Heh, the first image that popped into my head was you pointing your finger at a guy in a white hood saying "No, YOU are!"

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                • Schuyler
                  Senior Member
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 186

                  #9
                  For the most part I am a pretentious half-wit!

                  (I say that in the most loving way possible)

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                  • Devinthejuggler
                    Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 74

                    #10
                    I find interesting ways to trick people into watching juggling.

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                    • Bob Carr
                      Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 46

                      #11
                      I use to do magic and people would ask, "How'd you do that?"
                      Now I juggle and people ask, "Why do you do that?"

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                      • Dynamikemagic
                        Member
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 75

                        #12
                        I am going to add being a clown to my services. It would help because of the economy. Clowns get more calls than magicians.

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                        • Dynamikemagic
                          Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 75

                          #13
                          I wish I could juggle too.

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                          • Stoned
                            Member
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 50

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dynamikemagic
                            I wish I could juggle too.
                            There are literally THOUSANDS & THOUSANDS of jugglers in the world.
                            And several Thousand Fire Eaters.
                            There's only 94 sword swallower's world wide, and less than half perform it...
                            I like being "out of the ordinary" lol.
                            I can juggle, sorta lol. I can do the 3 ball cascade very well for however amount of time. I can to the Tennis Ball trick decently but after 30 seconds or so I drop one. And I can juggle two balls in one hand (for like a count of 20 or so throws)
                            I have managed to swallow a sword and get a 20 throw count like 3-4 times in a normal 3 ball cascade pattern.
                            Juggling isn't as much as its cracked up to be.
                            I tend to master a skill (or get really good), then try learning another one. Tho I never stop with the ones Ive already mastered.
                            Good luck to you bra.
                            Keep practicing

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                            • elbonko
                              Member
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 82

                              #15
                              O.M.S.

                              Fortunately, where I come from, there are very few professional jugglers and tons of magicians. Though my real profession is Object Manipulation Specialist. On the street I perform a death-defying stunt comedy danger juggling show spectacular extravaganza.

                              Dynamikemagic, if you really want to learn, I have a how-to-juggle video for free on my website. It is probably not nearly as fun as attending a Scot Nery class, but it is effective. Check it here:



                              And remember kids, practice makes...money.

                              -Bonk
                              Last edited by elbonko; Dec-15-2009, 09:17 AM.

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