Rest in Peace
Butterfly Man’s Estate Planning
Unlike most fathers, I don’t care what happens to my son after I die … after all, I’m dead. Who gives a shit what he thinks? My wife too, fuck her … she saves every fucking penny for her “retirement”. What’s THAT? Retirement is not fuckin’ working. That means I’ve been retired since I became a street performer cause everyone knows that ain’t work … it’s simply a way to get laid. So here’s the best financial advice I could think of:
Don’t save for shit …don’t invest in shit. Old people die with hundreds of thousands of dollars in savings accounts and investments every day. And who gets it? That’s right … their kids or wife or who-the-fuck ever … it don’t matter … THEY didn’t get to spend it cause they HAD IT WHEN THEY DIED!!!!!
Tips:
#1. Don’t own … rent …and never fuckin’ move as long as they don’t raise the rent. Do it a rent controlled area … you’ll never be happier than when you invite people over and tell them what you pay each month and they shit themselves.
#2. Borrow as much money as you can from banks and other lending institutions. This will be tough but it can be done. Maximize every account and only keep enough money on hand to pay the monthly minimum.
#3. Never, repeat, never, get a life insurance policy or make any arrangements for a funeral or anything stupid like that … let other people worry about your dead corpse, who gives a rat’s ass what they have to go through?
RIP
Butterfly Man’s Estate Planning
Unlike most fathers, I don’t care what happens to my son after I die … after all, I’m dead. Who gives a shit what he thinks? My wife too, fuck her … she saves every fucking penny for her “retirement”. What’s THAT? Retirement is not fuckin’ working. That means I’ve been retired since I became a street performer cause everyone knows that ain’t work … it’s simply a way to get laid. So here’s the best financial advice I could think of:
Don’t save for shit …don’t invest in shit. Old people die with hundreds of thousands of dollars in savings accounts and investments every day. And who gets it? That’s right … their kids or wife or who-the-fuck ever … it don’t matter … THEY didn’t get to spend it cause they HAD IT WHEN THEY DIED!!!!!
Tips:
#1. Don’t own … rent …and never fuckin’ move as long as they don’t raise the rent. Do it a rent controlled area … you’ll never be happier than when you invite people over and tell them what you pay each month and they shit themselves.
#2. Borrow as much money as you can from banks and other lending institutions. This will be tough but it can be done. Maximize every account and only keep enough money on hand to pay the monthly minimum.
#3. Never, repeat, never, get a life insurance policy or make any arrangements for a funeral or anything stupid like that … let other people worry about your dead corpse, who gives a rat’s ass what they have to go through?
RIP

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