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Can anyone out there help me with a problem I have .I just get so excited after shows that I dont know what to do with myself . Im past rambling on to whoever is there , about how good I am . The alcohol and smokes always helped in the past , but Im not getting any younger . Id hate to end up as a sad old wino .
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Do what I do: brood over all the shit that went wrong. It will take the wind right out of your sails, though it still won't help you get to sleep...
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Girls. The girl I dated over the summer would pray for me to have good shows every night cuz she knew how it would affect my mood. She also knew that if I made enough money I would take her out to a nice breakfast in the morning. [img]wink.gif[/img]Comment
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do more shows. Keep going until you're driven into depression;
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lift weightsComment
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Try thinking about the fact that you will have hydocele removal and a hemorrhoidectomy operation to look forward to ... with no health insurance ... and will have spent years at a job that has no retirement plan ... and will end up the last part of your life wheezing from all the fuel you ingested doing that fire eating act.
Stick to drugs and alcohol, it helps.
Vicodin and Vodka ... that's the ticket!Comment
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[quote]Originally posted by Butterfly Man:
<strong> ... with no health insurance ... and will have spent years at a job that has no retirement plan ...</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think the retirement plan is to use all that busker sex appeal to land yourself a rich, well-insured sugar momma while you're still young and hot, and marry her in a state that will insist that she support you for the rest of your life, even if she divorces you after you get old and arthritic and aren't cute anymore. That's my plan.Comment
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I submit that "busker sex appeal" is an oxymoron. Martin, you with me on this one?Comment
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any combination of 2 of those 3 words constitutes an oxymoron.
I'm not really qualified to comment as I've never had sex with a busker.
I do think we masterbate better than most.
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