ne ideas for cow jokes?

[ben woodling]

hey guys and gurls(lookin in ur direction fire gurl!!! [img]wink.gif[/img] )
i run a show in a cowprint waistcoat and trousers, i wouldnt mind some ideas for jokes/ tricks relating to our bovine friends to include. no matter how cheesy!
gud too moooeet you! that was bad! see y i need help!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]
cheers
ben

[Brian Wilson]

Hey Dude..

Brian from the Cowguys here. We do a show wearing various cow - fabriced costumes and have a string of bad cow jokes in our show... Lurk reviewed those jokes as being "so bad they should only be used during wartime."

Check out www.cowguys.com in the near future.
(the site is down at the moment, but will be back up shortly.)

If you're looking for Cow jokes check out an old joke book, you'll find plenty.

Cheers

[ben woodling]

cheers man. the cheesyer the better yea?

[Rich Potter]

Birdie, Birdie in the sky
Why'd you do that in my eye?
I ask, though i don't mean to pry;
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

I know; that's about as funny as a lactose-intolerant cow.

Maybe it was a mistake to post those jokes here. Just remember.
To err is human; to moo bovine.

Speaking of mistakes, or "accidents"...I recently met a cow who got herself pregnant. She wasn't ready for motherhood, so she had an abortion. Now she's decaffienated.

An epileptic cow did have her calf. All her calf ever got to drink was milkshakes.

I know all these jokes are really bad, but they're the best I can think of. I wish I had talent. Oh, god, do I suck.

Signed,
Brian Wilson

[theballoonman]

what did the one british cow say to the other british cow....
Q."Are you worried about that mad cow disease...?"
A>"heck no.i'm a helicopter..."

[scot]

This is true:
I know this prostitute cow that calls her udders "four-play".