useless but entertaining

[jayrodin]

Here is some of the useless stuff I do in my shows. It's all very easy and just some random stuff you can pull out of your ass if you feel the need.

- Blow up a rubber doctors glove over my head.

- Levitate a ping pong ball by putting it on my lips and then blowing it up into the air. Then I'll spit it high up into the air and catch it or just spit it at the audience or something.

- Bend a cigarette in half without breaking it. You just suck in and get it hot so the atoms spread further apart then bend while sucking.

- If someone has bubble tea with the little gooshy balls you can take it from them, suck all the gooshy balls into your mouth, and then spit them machine gun style through the straw at everyone. (this makes a really funny noise)

Anyone else do or know of any useless entertaining stuff??

[Uncle Yodie]

strange stuff to pull out when needed

Count to eleven on your fingers by counting the first two, skipping the next three, counting the next one as four and on up to eight, and then counting the three that you skipped - "nine, ten, and eleven."

To prove you really do have eleven fingers, count backwards on one hand from ten to six and then add the five fingers on your other hand. "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, and five more makes eleven. "

Some people say, "Huh?" and others laugh and others start trying to explain to ones that said, "Huh?" what actually happened.