Drop-lines

[The Had Matter]

Hi all - does anyone have any good drop-lines I can steal inspiration from - I've got 5-6 but with my act that's not enough [img]wink.gif[/img]

Thanks
Joe <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[The Pretty Good]

as you pick up put your hand on your back and say is there a chiropractor in the house.

[ 02-27-2002: Message edited by: The Pretty Good ]</p>

[Evan Young]

"Did you feel that sudden gust of gravity?"
"That there is my favorate trick, it's called a drop. It's a great trick for beginners, and even better for a pro like me."
"I only do this so that I can show off how great my ass is."
"BOOOO!, Bad Juggler!"
"just making it look hard"
"at least no one got hurt"
"I shoud have finished high school" or "I should have gone to college".
Tell an audience member to; "Quick, pick it up before anyone notices".
"I forgot to request that no one is to use flash photography during my act."
"My balls finaly droped!"

Some of those probably don't work. I've only used a couple of them, some are just ideas for my stage show that doesn't really exist, but is very self depricating.

[ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: Evan Young ]</p>

[The Had Matter]

Heh - cool thanks guys
Take it easy all <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[DrAmazo]

"Damn, I should have listened to my mum."
(Someone will undoubtedly ask "What did she say?")
"I dunno...I didn't listen!"

[firegirl]

"...sometimes professional jugglers will intentionally drop a club on the first pass to make the trick look more difficult."

(big smile)

after a second drop... possiably intentional...

"...sometimes professional jugglers will drop a second time because they just SUCK..."

i use this in my show substituting fire eating terms... stole it from whipboy (not a juggler) who stole it from the zuchini bros. (very good jugglers...) where they stole it from... ?

~firegirl

[The Had Matter]

Cool [img]smile.gif[/img]
I've just finished working out some Wonderland related ones for my infamous wonderland act.

Oh yes - about that nipple transfer firegirl [img]wink.gif[/img]

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[ 04-19-2002: Message edited by: The Had Matter ]</p>