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  • Rachel Peters
    Moderator
    • Nov 2005
    • 1396

    fun replies

    So, after just performance #1 of mostly talking and a little bit fire-eating, I've already been bombarded with people's questions about how I do it.
    I've been having fun evading specifics, to keep it all magical and junk (I had totally forgotten that a simple snuffing out of a torch is still pretty fascinating to most of the general public).
    It was tough to evade after a while -- tough to come up with new stupid answers -- because it wasn't a simple "Thanks! Try the veil! and I'm outa here!" thing. It was more of a kick-off to a big party, where I was also a guest. So it was more like, "Thanks! Try the viel! Now hand me a beer and let's get mingling!" ...so I had to spend the rest of the evening with questions.

    Q: "How do you do it?"
    A: "Christmas magic."

    Someone asked me if they were actually marshmallows. That one caught me a little off guard. ...and that would be a very painful trick.
    Someone else was very concerned that I might have had alcohol earlier in the day... not because I may be intoxicated, but she thought I'd burst into flames. She was very concerned.

    What kinds of questions have you guys gotten from fire eating?

    PS: a picture of my first, for really-real performance.
    I've always been cool with acting/singing/public speaking, but the stand-up thing has always been a big hurtle for me. It was a much bigger crowd than I anticipated - about 50. There were also a couple pro comics at the party, whom I recognized, but didn't expect to be there. ...that stressed me out a bit more. It went fairly well, considering it being my first, first, first thing ever (I hadn't even practiced my routine in front of anyone before this night).
    I'll be heading back to Toronto in May and finally getting out to amateur nights. This was a good practice, and I feel I've made some personal progress.
    Thanks for all the help here, on pnet.
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    Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

    www.rachelpeters.com
  • clara
    Member
    • Jan 2005
    • 25

    #2
    Living Statue:

    How do you do it?
    Very carefully ::wink::

    Why do you do it?
    Rent.

    So you heard about the tin man?
    Yes; he was allergic to aluminum, the basis for the makeup. it then got into his lungs and caused bronchial issues; they had to find a replacement. Luckily the replacement didn't suck, nor was he allergic to aluminum. Luckily neither am I.

    Is that toxic?
    No, it's a professional-grade makeup.

    It'll cause cancer.
    Everything causes cancr. I cause cancer.

    Will you sunburn?
    No.

    Did you know the girl in Goldfinger really died from paint clogging her pores?
    No; that was the MOVIE.

    Does it itch/chafe/cause boils?
    No. Do you?

    Will you be here tomorrow?
    Yes.

    convince people that it's really fine, you're a professional, and they'll eventually leave you alone. I learned (or maybe did I make it up?) the story about teh tin man... any way, it's enough to appease the little old ladies who all are awfully concerned about me. In busy summer months, I answer the tin man question every day. (myth has it he died from the makeup. he didn't; it was an allergic reaction. the makeup the upper court folks, the literal "big wigs" in the UK, used was lead based, and caused various levels of insanity. makes sense, given some of the things that come out of government...)

    distract 'em with some cute funny tale and convince 'em you're a pro. 'cause you are.

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    • UCO
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2001
      • 215

      #3
      I can't imagine missing such a thing Rachel. I just got to montreal a week ago but thought you split. Any more shows?
      Rachel are you still in your hermit phase?
      Wanna shoot some stick at the barfly?

      Oh I got a question
      Do you work for the Cirque du Soleil?
      A: no but they have their office in my city.

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      • Patrick Kelly
        Member
        • May 2005
        • 47

        #4
        Living statue

        Years ago-When I fist started on the street, before I got a show together, I did a living statue. My gimmick was that when someone would drop in a dollar I would juggle. I'd do a 5 ball flash with a fancy finish.(The whole thing lasted about 10 seconds). When someone droped in a quarter I would only do a 3 ball flash for about a second and a half.
        One day a lady actually got pissed off when she threw in a quarter.
        She said"That's all you do for a quarter??!!" I came back with "What would you do for a quarter lady?" Without thinking she said"I'd do more than that"
        Happily I said"I bet you would"
        OUCH

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        • Rachel Peters
          Moderator
          • Nov 2005
          • 1396

          #5
          It'll cause cancer.
          Everything causes cancr. I cause cancer.
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          heh heh. It's true. I'm probably more at risk for cancer due to my addiction to 7-11 food and caffeine.


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          distract 'em with some cute funny tale
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          I'm trying to think up a lot of rediculously in-depth scenarios to tell, until people just give up.
          After I told someone it was going to be my first performance, they asked, "but... you've DONE it before, right?" And I replied, "Oh, of course. Well... I mean... if you count that spicy barito I ate. ...But, believe me, it was REALLY spicy."
          I enjoy leaving people hanging just a little bit. ...If I know that they don't totally take me seriously and pull out the hose and stop the show. ...It's sometimes tough to be self-depricating when you're not sure how seriously the other party is taking you. And sadly, a large hunk of my humour is based in self-deprication.

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          convince 'em you're a pro. 'cause you are.
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          What constitutes a "pro"? I've always understood that in standup, a comic is considered "professional" when he makes a certain percentage of his income off of it. So, what distinguishes a pro fire eater/statue/juggler/etc from an amateur?


          UCO -- I thought you weren't here till May. I'm still around for a couple weeks. Are you doing any shows here?
          I don't have any plans to do my little schtick again in Montreal, unless the talk around the office becomes a reality, and people get me to do it here, for our final film screening at the end of the month. But that's just a small, in-house, studio thing.
          Honestly, I'd be a little embarassed for pro's to watch me, just because this fire bit isn't really anything special. I mean, it's generic and conventional. It got a good reaction, but.... I don't know. It's my first thing. It's little. ...ok, so I'm just insecure.
          Last edited by Rachel Peters; Apr-18-2006, 10:54 AM.
          Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

          www.rachelpeters.com

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          • caricatureguy
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2005
            • 124

            #6
            Rachel. You kick ass.

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            • Rachel Peters
              Moderator
              • Nov 2005
              • 1396

              #7
              tee hee. well, thank you.

              ...and yes. Quite literally. I kick asses. It's a part of my act. I may have to take it out for legal reasons. :P
              Well, maybe I WILL just keep telling myself that.

              www.rachelpeters.com

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