halloween one liners

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  • Stretch
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2001
    • 611

    halloween one liners

    spot a kid in a cow costume: draw out your way oversize extendo fork and announce "VEAL!!!"

    spot a kid in a one piece animal costume (cat, lion, lady bug, dragon, unicorns, etc)
    deadpan: "HEY! LADY!, did you know your cat ate your kid?

    Walking tall, - and recovering from 6 hours on stilts in the wind!) and stretching imaginations!
    Bill "Stretch" Coleman
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