Future dictator of the earth i grew up in a small coastal town called Fremantle I had a happy childhood with no suicide attempts or sexual abuse or just plain phyical abuse although I had more then an average number of rabid monkey bites... go figure. I am training as an acrobat-clown-entertainer and if you live in perth you probably heard of me, although possibly as *MASKED MISTERY STREAKER STRIKES AGAIN!* I enjoy most things in life and have been described as "Flawless" (true! but I am not flawless) "a couple of braincells short of a normal human" (not true) and am "dead sexy" I know I am the most modest man in the universe but no matter how much I tell people this they dont listen.
That's me!!
Sam
That's me!!
Sam
