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Professor Schafftd
If Martin will do it so will I.
*performing name Professor Wilhelm Borosovitch Schafftd (Willie B) re-inventor of the stick
*real name, so ridiculous that I will kill anyone who reveals it, most people call me "Pro"
*23(24 next week),I was born in a caravan, the product of demented hippie parents.
I stood on my hands before my feet and on the hippies' hands before the floor.
*writer, physical Comic., Schafftd is only one character, bearded maniac verbose lecturer rarely seen live, (it's a bit hard for me to pull it off for very long) usually in the press and on the radio (2 others)
*no kids or interests in vivisection
*love writing almost as much as my girlfriend
*love Art, language, Comedy, and computers
*no education to speak of except books and carnies but still learning fast
*I try to avoid gravity and absolutely adore this site, I was just a little kid when I first saw the great old masters Robert Nelson, the Checkerboard Guy, Keano, Forrest and those dudes, and now I can actually communicate with these people who caused such wonderful memories from so long ago. Just love it.
PS I don't have my own machine and work for Peter, so I use one of his, he is getting right pissed off at copping crap from people about what I write, Pls do not confuse us. Email me if you wish to talk to me.
PS Again, the Cyberslut thing, I only learned about computers 3yrs ago, in fact I'd been ill for ages and hadn't learned anything. Through bullshit twists of fate, I found myself working for Chalk Circle with David Simmonds (the Aust. Photographer of the Year), Sergei Druzhna from the Moscow Circus, Abiy Feleke from the Ethiopian Circus and George Filev from Circus Oz for a set of images celebrating Body Art and Physical performance commissioned by the New museum of Victoria. Hell there are so many Apples and PC's here it's like an episode of The Bill set in a fruit shop.
Shit eh, give a 100 people a piano and they all do something different, some good, some bad. Photoshop is my thing, it took me less than 2 hrs to work it out (but it took me about a year to come to terms with email, word, even basic principles of window). I'm learning about site construction and we are rebuilding Chalk Circle's at the moment with hundreds of new images. Not only can I stand on my head, run, jump, and push a barrow but I can do stuff now in Photoshop, that has the softwear makers, Kodak, Epson and others crying (excuse me for bragging but I only discovered this recently).
That bit was for Queenie who asked.
[This message has been edited by Prof Willie B (edited 12-27-2000).]
*performing name Professor Wilhelm Borosovitch Schafftd (Willie B) re-inventor of the stick
*real name, so ridiculous that I will kill anyone who reveals it, most people call me "Pro"
*23(24 next week),I was born in a caravan, the product of demented hippie parents.
I stood on my hands before my feet and on the hippies' hands before the floor.
*writer, physical Comic., Schafftd is only one character, bearded maniac verbose lecturer rarely seen live, (it's a bit hard for me to pull it off for very long) usually in the press and on the radio (2 others)
*no kids or interests in vivisection
*love writing almost as much as my girlfriend
*love Art, language, Comedy, and computers
*no education to speak of except books and carnies but still learning fast
*I try to avoid gravity and absolutely adore this site, I was just a little kid when I first saw the great old masters Robert Nelson, the Checkerboard Guy, Keano, Forrest and those dudes, and now I can actually communicate with these people who caused such wonderful memories from so long ago. Just love it.
PS I don't have my own machine and work for Peter, so I use one of his, he is getting right pissed off at copping crap from people about what I write, Pls do not confuse us. Email me if you wish to talk to me.
PS Again, the Cyberslut thing, I only learned about computers 3yrs ago, in fact I'd been ill for ages and hadn't learned anything. Through bullshit twists of fate, I found myself working for Chalk Circle with David Simmonds (the Aust. Photographer of the Year), Sergei Druzhna from the Moscow Circus, Abiy Feleke from the Ethiopian Circus and George Filev from Circus Oz for a set of images celebrating Body Art and Physical performance commissioned by the New museum of Victoria. Hell there are so many Apples and PC's here it's like an episode of The Bill set in a fruit shop.
Shit eh, give a 100 people a piano and they all do something different, some good, some bad. Photoshop is my thing, it took me less than 2 hrs to work it out (but it took me about a year to come to terms with email, word, even basic principles of window). I'm learning about site construction and we are rebuilding Chalk Circle's at the moment with hundreds of new images. Not only can I stand on my head, run, jump, and push a barrow but I can do stuff now in Photoshop, that has the softwear makers, Kodak, Epson and others crying (excuse me for bragging but I only discovered this recently).
That bit was for Queenie who asked.
[This message has been edited by Prof Willie B (edited 12-27-2000).]